New national holiday?
Oh, the news is joyous! It has to be a new national holiday, doesn't it? Where's President Bush and an Act of Congress? Years from now, we shall look back on this day and say, "Ah, yes, I remember the day well. I felt the world change, and it was good." We will quote: "I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of Santa Monica a Savior has been born to you ... Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying: 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests.' "
All is well now on earth. We can relax.
All is well now on earth. We can relax.
4 Comments:
Something ironically Big Brother about it. No one seems to know what constitutes an "adequate response" to the "holiday," including the UAlbany president
At the risk of sounding snarky, isn't this birth the first sign of the apocalypse?
When will the Enquirer be publishing the breast-feeding pictures? (OMG, did I really type that?!?!)
Sign of the Apocalypse??? Bite your tongue, man! Rejoice in the Good News! B2 has the right idea - we must have all the information right now!
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