Delenda Est Carthago

Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!

Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!


The perfect couple

Krys and I are the perfect couple. Bow down before us!

We're watching Lost tonight, and Katie Segal is a guest star. I didn't recognize her right away, so I said to Krys, "Isn't that ...?" She said, "Yes." Then she smiled and said, "Katie Segal? Peg Bundy? Yes."

Then a commercial for Invasion came on. We've been watching it, but we haven't made up our minds about it yet. So on the commercial, the sheriff's daughter is featured prominently, and I said, "She's like a low-rent ..." and Krys said, "Yeah. Her. That one." I said, "Fairuza Balk."¹ She said, "I know."

We're telepathic, I tells ya! That is why we are the perfect couple. Deal with it.

¹ We often say certain people are "low-rent so-and-so" if the celebrity resembles another one who is more famous. For instance, Leelee Sobieski is a low-rent Helen Hunt. Skeet Ulrich is a low-rent Johnny Depp. Play at home - it's fun!


Blogger Roger Owen Green said...

Natascha McElhone as Jane Seymour?

6/10/05 1:13 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Excellent, Roger. See? It's easy and fun!

6/10/05 1:14 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

I like to think of myself as a low=rent Tobey Maguire.

6/10/05 8:02 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

I hope you know I've been thinking for days now on who my high-rent version is...

8/10/05 6:53 PM  

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