The perfect couple
Krys and I are the perfect couple. Bow down before us!
We're watching Lost tonight, and Katie Segal is a guest star. I didn't recognize her right away, so I said to Krys, "Isn't that ...?" She said, "Yes." Then she smiled and said, "Katie Segal? Peg Bundy? Yes."
Then a commercial for Invasion came on. We've been watching it, but we haven't made up our minds about it yet. So on the commercial, the sheriff's daughter is featured prominently, and I said, "She's like a low-rent ..." and Krys said, "Yeah. Her. That one." I said, "Fairuza Balk."¹ She said, "I know."
We're telepathic, I tells ya! That is why we are the perfect couple. Deal with it.
¹ We often say certain people are "low-rent so-and-so" if the celebrity resembles another one who is more famous. For instance, Leelee Sobieski is a low-rent Helen Hunt. Skeet Ulrich is a low-rent Johnny Depp. Play at home - it's fun!
We're watching Lost tonight, and Katie Segal is a guest star. I didn't recognize her right away, so I said to Krys, "Isn't that ...?" She said, "Yes." Then she smiled and said, "Katie Segal? Peg Bundy? Yes."
Then a commercial for Invasion came on. We've been watching it, but we haven't made up our minds about it yet. So on the commercial, the sheriff's daughter is featured prominently, and I said, "She's like a low-rent ..." and Krys said, "Yeah. Her. That one." I said, "Fairuza Balk."¹ She said, "I know."
We're telepathic, I tells ya! That is why we are the perfect couple. Deal with it.
¹ We often say certain people are "low-rent so-and-so" if the celebrity resembles another one who is more famous. For instance, Leelee Sobieski is a low-rent Helen Hunt. Skeet Ulrich is a low-rent Johnny Depp. Play at home - it's fun!
posted by Greg | 8:52 PM
3 Comments:
Natascha McElhone as Jane Seymour?
Excellent, Roger. See? It's easy and fun!
I hope you know I've been thinking for days now on who my high-rent version is...
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