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14.6.05

Why doesn't Deborah kill Marie?

I don't really like Everybody Loves Raymond, but it's on in the afternoon when I'm waiting for the Demon Child to wake up, so I watch it occasionally. My question is: Why doesn't Ray's wife kill Ray's mother? She's a total bitch. Ray is a little spoiled mommy's girl, and his wife has to put up with all this shit about how she's a lousy mother. Deborah should have killed Marie a long time ago. Did it happen on the series finale? Any fans out there? That would have been a cool ending: Deborah goes psycho and takes out the whole dysfunctional family and flees to Bolivia with the kids.

Krys started having contractions last night and it turns out she's two centimeters dilated, so she might have the baby any time. That would be two weeks early, which would be kind of surprising, so blogging may be light over the next few days. I'll let you know if anything happens.

8 Comments:

Blogger Johnny B said...

Mrs. B watches that show faithfully, both in reruns and new episodes as well. I watch with her sometimes, but my blood pressure goes up 100 points every time that miserable harpy comes on screen to make life hell for that fucked-up family.

I made it a point, before the final episode, to say the same thing you did whenever I was around her- that it would kick major ass if Deborah went all medieval on all their asses. And they'd have it coming! Even Ray!

Nothing against Doris Roberts- she's a good actress, and had a small part in one of my favorite movies, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. But GAHD does her character get on my nerves.

14/6/05 5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have cable?

14/6/05 6:00 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

That's a weird question, anonymous. I have DirecTV. Why?

14/6/05 6:03 PM  
Blogger layne said...

I almost ruined Christmas a couple years back when I went off on an aunt who wouldn't shut up about that stupid show...ever since then, my Mom's kinda dropped the "I wish you'd come out of your shell" spiel that I'm usually subjected to before and after family functions...heh.

Congrats on the contracts!

14/6/05 6:41 PM  
Anonymous Adjunct Kait said...

Congrats on the baby-on-the-way! What does Mia think about being a big sister???
Cheers and best of luck!
Adjunct Kait

14/6/05 7:16 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

We're not totally sure if Mia knows what is going on, but she does enjoy poking Krys's belly button and talking to her stomach. We keep telling her she's going to have a baby sister, but we don't think she gets it yet. Sibling rivalry - what fun!

14/6/05 8:42 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

As for Everybody Loves Raymond, welcome to my own special little hell. It's like watching my MIL on the big screen - only my reality is worse. At least Raymond's mom isn't bi-polar on top of all that...

14/6/05 8:42 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

Oh - and how insensitive of me. I'm so excited about Krys! Please (seriously) let us know if we can do anything to help (aside from catching the little one as she slips out...ewww)

14/6/05 8:44 PM  

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