Delenda Est Carthago

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Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!


When I'm in my floaty chair in the pool, it invariably stops turning with me facing the blazing sun of Arizona, which is only a mile above the ground

Trust me on this. It's all physics, right? Any people out there know anything about fluid mechanics? I'm telling you, I spin around for a few minutes, and then come to a stop with my face right in the sun instead of with my back to it, which would be pleasant. Do my wonderful readers not have pools and this is my punishment for having one? If so, it's not too bad. I have a pool, suckers! It's awesome.


Blogger Roxy said...

Screw you and your cool pool. I'm bitter now.

9/6/05 4:16 PM  
Blogger The Disgruntled Chemist said...

Me too! I want a pool.

Oh, well, I can console myself with the ocean...if I ever have time to surf again. Stupid grad school.

9/6/05 6:37 PM  
Blogger ymelendez said...

I have a pool. I also have a nice tree that gives awesome shade.

9/6/05 7:12 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

Well, I guess everyone but Roxy has some nice cool water...I'm going to go buy a spray bottle and lay out in my driveway.

9/6/05 7:55 PM  
Anonymous Tom Smith said...

I live in England. I have a large muddy puddle where my garden should be.

10/6/05 5:58 AM  

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