This may become a regular feature, although there is so much source material, where would I start?
I'm thinking of posting something every day a short thing I'll call "Why celebrities should just shut the hell up." Anything could have sparked this, of course, but today I saw this news brief about Nicole Kidman. I love Nicole Kidman. I think she's very attractive and a great actress. Dead Calm and Flirting and Malice are awesome. But she needs to shut the hell up. If you don't want to go to the link, here's a sample, as she talks about her break-up with Mr. Cruise:
"Taking absolute control, she took me into the bathroom, unlaced my corset and the dress I was wearing ..."
Okay, she's talking about her sister. Nothing hot happens! But seriously, Nicole - first, you were wearing a corset? And second - do we need to know that your sister had to undress you? Shut the hell up!
What do you think? I bet I can find something idiotic every day.
"Taking absolute control, she took me into the bathroom, unlaced my corset and the dress I was wearing ..."
Okay, she's talking about her sister. Nothing hot happens! But seriously, Nicole - first, you were wearing a corset? And second - do we need to know that your sister had to undress you? Shut the hell up!
What do you think? I bet I can find something idiotic every day.
posted by Greg | 7:18 PM
7 Comments:
you can find something idiotic every day indeed - just look in the mirror.
* ZING! *
Jeez - claim you never read my blog, and then show up and insult me ... I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, my oldest friend. Yes, he needs a beating. Don't we all?
Heh, if you read that kind of stuff, you'll find idiocy every few minutes. Heck, you could probably find idiocy from Nicole Kidman alone every few minutes.
If Nicole Kidman needs someone to undress her, I would be more than happy to do the job (please note that I avoided using the pun of "I would be up for the job").
You know, if you want to find idiocy, just look at your local legislators.
Ba-zing!
Too true, Gordon, too true.
Yeah, I wonder why Nicole Kidman didn't have a "I'm totally stressed out by the dissolution of my marriage, and I need someone to undress me" contest. Oh, the submissions!!!!
I needed to know that Nicole was undressed by her sister. Oh god, I needed to know.
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