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8.6.05

This may become a regular feature, although there is so much source material, where would I start?

I'm thinking of posting something every day a short thing I'll call "Why celebrities should just shut the hell up." Anything could have sparked this, of course, but today I saw this news brief about Nicole Kidman. I love Nicole Kidman. I think she's very attractive and a great actress. Dead Calm and Flirting and Malice are awesome. But she needs to shut the hell up. If you don't want to go to the link, here's a sample, as she talks about her break-up with Mr. Cruise:

"Taking absolute control, she took me into the bathroom, unlaced my corset and the dress I was wearing ..."

Okay, she's talking about her sister. Nothing hot happens! But seriously, Nicole - first, you were wearing a corset? And second - do we need to know that your sister had to undress you? Shut the hell up!

What do you think? I bet I can find something idiotic every day.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Leapin said...

you can find something idiotic every day indeed - just look in the mirror.
* ZING! *

9/6/05 5:24 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Jeez - claim you never read my blog, and then show up and insult me ... I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, my oldest friend. Yes, he needs a beating. Don't we all?

9/6/05 7:22 AM  
Blogger Caliban said...

Heh, if you read that kind of stuff, you'll find idiocy every few minutes. Heck, you could probably find idiocy from Nicole Kidman alone every few minutes.

9/6/05 7:58 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

If Nicole Kidman needs someone to undress her, I would be more than happy to do the job (please note that I avoided using the pun of "I would be up for the job").

9/6/05 8:48 AM  
Blogger Gordon said...

You know, if you want to find idiocy, just look at your local legislators.

Ba-zing!

9/6/05 9:33 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Too true, Gordon, too true.

Yeah, I wonder why Nicole Kidman didn't have a "I'm totally stressed out by the dissolution of my marriage, and I need someone to undress me" contest. Oh, the submissions!!!!

9/6/05 10:44 AM  
Blogger Nik said...

I needed to know that Nicole was undressed by her sister. Oh god, I needed to know.

9/6/05 1:21 PM  

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