Brian Billick, the Baltimore Ravens' head coach, is today's subject. Okay, he's not a megastar like Lindsay Lohan, but he has won a Super Bowl. Also, I get these from my newspaper, so sometimes they don't have stupid "celebrities" saying stupid things. And the people in Baltimore probably like Billick more than they like Nicole Kidman (yes, they're insane). In today's paper
(scroll down a bit, as the first item is about Mike Tyson), Billick says he's upset that the Federal Bureau of Prisons is refusing to allow his star running back, Jamal Lewis, out of his halfway house in Atlanta to attend mini-camp. Here's what he said:
"It's disappointing, especially since every time I turn on the TV, Martha Stewart is all over the country doing something. Evidently, she has a different furlough guy than Jamal."
Perhaps someone should explain to Billick that Lewis tried to broker a cocaine deal with an undercover federal agent
Shut the hell up, Brian
I promise better content later. If a celebrity says something stupid, I want to do these in the morning, but I got on a night thing the past two days. So that's why this is here now. You must forgive your future overlord!