Rachel Hunter needs to shut up

In today's Arizona Republic, Rachel Hunter talks about her struggles with cellulite (I'd link to it, but I can't find it on their online edition - weird). Fine, Rachel - we believe that a supermodel with a personal trainer can get cellulite. But then comes this:

"I have two lumps on the side of my legs that I call Renee and Liam."

Yes, she named her cellulite after her children.

Boo-hoo, Rachel. First of all - TMI. Second of all, shut the hell up.