This is almost unspeakable
(I should add a caveat - "if it's true." It seems ridiculous that no one would notice that this woman was missing for this long. It's not 1 April, though, so I'm going to assume it's true until I hear otherwise.)
Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!
I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!