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I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!

22.9.05

Lil' Kim needs to shut up

According to today's Arizona Republic (I'd link to it, but I can't find it on the damned page), Kimberly Jones is not happy. Ms. Jones, you'll recall, likes to call herself Lil' Kim and rap a lot. She also has begun serving a year-long prison sentence for lying to a federal grand jury to protect friends involved in a shootout. She has been sent to an actual prison in Philadelphia instead of a prison camp, "as discussed."

"I am not certain that this constitutes fair and equal treatment," reads the release.

Hey, you know what I do if I don't want to get sent to prison? I don't break the fucking law.

Shut the hell up, Kim. Maybe a year in prison will improve your fashion sense. Posted by Picasa

4 Comments:

Blogger astroboy said...

Hey, whoa. Don't go wishing anything about Lil' Kim's prison time that might change her attitude to the covering or lack there of of her Funbags, Sweater Meat, Tatas, Baby Feeders, etc.

22/9/05 12:14 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

She certainly enjoys showing off, I'll give her that, Astroboy. But does she need to show off in such awful outfits?

22/9/05 1:02 PM  
Blogger Woody! said...

Showing off in good costumes would be a nice thing.

Hey, Greg (and anyone else who wants in). The Unabated Sports King of the Kill is back open. Don't forget to pick a team for this week.

22/9/05 5:20 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

I totally agree about her fine "sweater meat," however her mouth pisses me off. So, unless she can come to realize that her only value is to tape off her mouth and tape up her boobs, she needs to be bitch slapped.

(sorry for the delayed post. my computer at work won't let me post comments on your site greg, siting the websense filter of "adult content." doesn't do it for anyone else's site - just yours. doesn't that make you feel special?)

24/9/05 8:54 AM  

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