Delenda Est Carthago

Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!

Name:
Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!

13.5.05

I have meme all over me, and it's sticky

Damn Woody his damned chain-letter meme-thing. I suppose it's nice to get tagged, because it means someone is out there (and Woody has signed my GuestMap - why don't you? - you can join Mr. Lefty Brown as the latest entry!) and they're thinking of you. I'm all choked up. So here we go. Mind you, I'm not funny, so these will not make you laugh.

Finish five of these statements. Leave the rest for the dead!

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter I'd cut off BOTH my ears!
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper I'd tell Joseph and Mary there's not even room in the stables! Bwah-ha-ha-ha! (I'm going to hell, aren't I?)
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate they'd call me "Yellow Pete Drake," since that is my pirate name!
If I could be a service member
If I could be a photographer
If I could be a philanthropist
If I could be a rap artist
If I could be a child actor
If I could be a secret agent
If I could be a comedian/comedienne
If I could be a priest
If I could be a radio announcer
If I could be a phlebotomist
If I could be a pet store owner
If I could be a computer programmer
If I could be a police officer
If I could be a politician I'd be dictator of a small country (oh, wait a minute)
If I could be a mom
If I could be an underwater basket weaver
If I could be a reality tv host
If I could be a forensic pathologist
If I could be a TV show writer
If I could be a dictator of a small country - what do you mean, small? I think big, baby!
If I could be a ice cream store owner
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a diva
If I could be a bus driver
If I could be a fashion designer

I'm not tagging anyone, because chain-letter memes are PURE EVIL!

4 Comments:

Blogger Woody! said...

Hey, thanks for playing, man, and not being too pissed at me.

13/5/05 4:41 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Are you kidding? So nice to be noticed, even for evil chain-letter memes! I just didn't like it because I'm not clever.

13/5/05 5:14 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

But shouldn't you have to earn the right to be a dictator of a big country?

15/5/05 4:44 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

Why would you have to earn the right? Bush didn't.

15/5/05 5:01 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home