D. B. Cooper's parachute?
Anyway, this could be an interesting turn of events. If it's, in fact, true.
Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!
I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!