Hot chicks need to shut up
Well, it's been some time since a celebrity really needed to shut up, and this week, we have two attractive women who need to zip it. First up in Evangeline Lilly. Yes, Kate from Lost looked good at the Emmys, is happy that her show wasn't nominated, but, as my wonderful wife pointed out, she is grumpy because she's hot. It causes problems in her life. Poor baby!
Shut up, Evangeline!
Then we have Kristin Cavallari, who you may or may not know from Laguna Beach on MTV. Boy, I have watched about five minutes of that show in my life and I thought my brain was going to explode. Anyway, Ms. Cavallari is featured in the latest Blender magazine, and she says:
Wow, that's just too bad, Kristin. I feel for you, I really do.
Shut the hell up, why don't you.
Don't these chicks know that I will be dictator one day? Why do they say such stupid things and anger their future leader? WHY????
Shut up, Evangeline!
Then we have Kristin Cavallari, who you may or may not know from Laguna Beach on MTV. Boy, I have watched about five minutes of that show in my life and I thought my brain was going to explode. Anyway, Ms. Cavallari is featured in the latest Blender magazine, and she says:
"Since so many people know who I am and know my business, I can't get away with things I'd normally be able to. And I'm not 21, so going out can be a big issue. Then again, being hot can actually help with that problem, so it's good and bad."
Wow, that's just too bad, Kristin. I feel for you, I really do.
Shut the hell up, why don't you.
Don't these chicks know that I will be dictator one day? Why do they say such stupid things and anger their future leader? WHY????
Labels: Celebrities, Cheesecake, Evangeline Lilly, Kristin Cavallari, Lost, MTV, People who need to shut up, Television
posted by Greg | 2:34 PM
3 Comments:
Yet haven't you said that YOUR beauty is causing YOU problems? Sounds like a double standard to me.
Wait a minute, it was your WIFE'S beauty you were talking about. Never mind.
My beauty causes me problems all the time! But don't you know that I am ABOVE THE LAW?????
Wow. That Evangeline Lilly article could have been summed up in a few words: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
She has been clearly been afflicted by her Baptist-Mennonite upbringing... Kinda sad, actually.
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