I'm really mean
The news story crawled across the top of my screen:
West Virginia airport terminal evacuated after suspicious liquid found in luggage.
My first thought? "Wow, West Virginia has airports?"
(To be fair, Krys thought the same thing when I read the headline to her. We're both going to hell, aren't we?)
West Virginia airport terminal evacuated after suspicious liquid found in luggage.
My first thought? "Wow, West Virginia has airports?"
(To be fair, Krys thought the same thing when I read the headline to her. We're both going to hell, aren't we?)
Labels: Americana, My excellent wife, This insane world, West Virginia
posted by Greg | 7:45 AM
4 Comments:
Second thought: "Was the suspicious liquid moonshine?"
Nice, Jon. I'm glad we're not the only ones going to hell.
Charleston, WV (I think that's the name of the small city) has a very scary airport. I had to land there once (but I never got off the plane). We landed on a tiny runway. I was worried we weren't going to stop before we hit the terminal.
Nah. One of my best friends lives in Charleston now and I'm sure if you read that headline to him, he would ask whether WV has airports.
My first thought was that someone had urinated in a suitcase.
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