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10.11.05

Asian (and non-Asian) bra-related news

Now THAT'S a post title!

For some reason, two bra-related stories out of Asia crawled across the top of my screen this morning. What are the odds?

The Japanese are bringing out a "warm" bra for winter. Those crafty Japanese!

Did all those Japanese bra designers go to Hong Kong Polytechnic Institute, where you can now get a degree in bra studies? It's quite possible!

And, just to show Americans aren't falling behind in the brassiere news, a woman was arrested for stuffing a bird in her bra! While the Japanese and Chinese take bra technology into the future, women here are still trying to make their chests look bigger lo-tech style!

Of course, if all this bra talk has got you thinking "I should buy a bra for myself or for my significant other,"¹ you can always drop $12.5 million on this bra. Yes, that's 1,250,000,000 pennies. I found that behind my stereo the other day!

¹ Whether you're male or female or whether your significant other is male or female is, of course, none of my business. You don't want to know what I wear when I think no one is looking!

8 Comments:

Blogger Roger Owen Green said...

I assume you're buying that VS bra for your wife.

10/11/05 3:51 PM  
Blogger Harvey Jerkwater said...

Hm. A degree in bra studies?

DAMMIT! I knew I went to college too soon. I would have been Phi Beta Kappa had there been a bra studies department at my school.

Homework would have been more engrossing, to say the least.

10/11/05 4:22 PM  
Blogger Ashley said...

If it's reasonably priced, I will *definitely* purchase a bra that heats up. It's such a pain to find a bra that dimishes the appearance of nipples. I am betting a warm bra would do the trick! My office is about 10 below zero 9 out of 12 months of the year, which obviously creates a fashion crisis of sorts. Thanks for the info!

10/11/05 6:34 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

That's what I'm here for, Ashley - to pass on information to you! Since Japanese cars are the thing these days, I'm sure Japanese bras will soon be sweeping the nation!

10/11/05 7:37 PM  
Blogger chosha said...

Why would they need warm bras? Every bra they sell in Japan is padded anyway.

10/11/05 7:53 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

It's pretty chilly in Japan!

10/11/05 8:28 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Greg, I got my new blog up and going.

Thomas

10/11/05 9:12 PM  
Blogger Astrid said...

Haha .. a degree in bra studies that will look good on anyone's resume?

12/11/05 12:52 PM  

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