Only one week left in the Win Scurvy Dogs Contest!

How can you afford to pass this up? Answer: You can't! All the details are here! You'll be kicking yourself if you don't enter! Here's more out-of-context hilarity: "... and now it is time for you to take a one way trip to Valhalla, courtesy of Tribute Rock's Avenging Angel ... Lita Fjord!"