Delenda Est Carthago

Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!

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Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!

19.5.09

It's hard to be a Luddite these days

Today is a rather important day in the history of the universe, and my lovely wife bought me an iPod Nano with the funky adapter that allows you to listen to it in your car. Yes, I've never had an iPod before today, nor have I ever been interested in one. I bought one for Krys a few years ago, and she really digs it. One of the reasons I never wanted one is because I prefer listening to albums the way they were recorded, in the order the artist wanted. Of course, the convenience of the iPod means when I fly to Pennsylvania in June I won't have to take a bunch of CDs with me, I can just take my iPod. So there's that. But now I have to figure out how to use the furshlugginer thing.

I felt the same way about my digital camera. I never saw the need for one. Of course, now I love it, but I still think of it as cheating, because you should live with the photographs you take, man! I got over that, however, and I'm much more jazzed about the iPod, even though I still consider it cheating to listen to random songs instead of where they're supposed to be on the album. The good thing about it is finding songs on iTunes that you like but are on albums you wouldn't necessarily like. That's going to be coolio.

I still resist getting a Blackberry or any other portable Internet/phone device, mainly because I can't imagine ever being comfortable with a screen or keys that small. I'm old, man! That's probably why I will never Twitter. Twitter seems like the kind of thing people do when they're out walking around with their portable Internet, and I will never have that. I can barely tolerate my cell phone! When I'm on the computer, I'm sitting in my chair at home, and there's almost nothing to Twitter about (of course, most people have nothing to Twitter about, but at least they're out in the world interacting with others when they have their banal thoughts). That's another reason why I don't like webcomics, which seems to be the trend in comic-bookery: I like to read in bed, and I'm not lugging my laptop in there just to read something on the screen (that and I'm cantankerous and covetous of actual printed material). So I will resist getting a portable Internet device with all my might.

Now I have to start putting songs on my iPod. That should be groovy!

(And yes, this is a roundabout way of saying that today's my birthday. But you already knew that, right? Isn't it marked on your calendars in bright red pen????)

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16.3.09

Happy Birthday, Erik Estrada!

Erik Estrada turns 60 today. In a perfect world, Estrada would be the host of Estrada Or Nada, the fictional game show that showed up on My Name Is Earl recently. But I guess we'll have to do with this:


What, Officer Poncherello? A strip search? Are you sure?

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3.3.09

Dr. Seuss's birthday reminds of something

Theodor Geisel was born on 2 March 1904, so I missed it by a day. Mia's school is celebrating by decorating the halls with all sorts of Seussian propaganda. It's kind of neat. Anyway, Dr. Seuss's birthday reminded me of this, which I wrote on this blog three years ago. Man, remember when this blog didn't suck? Good times.

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6.2.09

Happy Birthday to Zsa Zsa!


Yes, it's Zsa Zsa Gabor's birthday. She's 92. NINETY-TWO! Holy cow. Good job, Zsa Zsa. She's on Marriage #9, by the way, and it's actually lasted since 1986. Good job, Zsa Zsa! She may have lost $10 million recently in that Madoff thing. Oh, bad move, Zsa Zsa! Still, let's raise our glass to everyone's favorite Hungarian.

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10.3.06

Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!

It's his 66th birthday today. SIXTY-SIX?!?!?!?

Raise a glass to Chuck. After all, he can rip your spine right out of your body just by looking at you.

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