I couldn't make this up!

I was listening to the radio this afternoon. Gambo and Ash were broadcasting from the Hooters at I-17 and Bell Road in beautiful Phoenix. They mentioned that on 6 June the 10th Annual Hooters Pageant was being held in the downtown Hooters. Two waitresses from the I-17 and Bell Road Hooters were participating. Gambo said, and I couldn't make this up if I tried, "Yeah, we have Ashley ... and Ashley." What, Tiffany wasn't available?

When you see stuff like this in fiction making fun of places like Hooters, you assume they're exaggerating for comedic effect. But that's not necessarily true!