I couldn't make this up!
When you see stuff like this in fiction making fun of places like Hooters, you assume they're exaggerating for comedic effect. But that's not necessarily true!
Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!
I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!