Adult content? What adult content?

One of the people I wrote about in my epic post about my journey through Pennsylvania mentioned that her husband cannot read my blog at work because his employer has blocked access to it because of "adult content." Last weekend, my father said he is also blocked from viewing this at his place of business, and so is my aunt in Ohio. This is appalling.

I am shocked that any place of business would consider this blog "too adult" for their employers. Long-time readers will know that I'm all about the wholesomeness. I mean, really - everything I have ever linked to on this blog is about family-friendly, wholesome, All-American values. Why, I'm as pure as Ivory Snow! How can anyone say there's things on this blog that the hard-working proletariat in this country shouldn't be allowed to view while they're engaging in that greatest of American traditions, wasting time at work?

Fret not, good readers. When I'm dictator those employers who blocked access to my nascent political ramblings and entertainment options will be disciplined. Oh yes, they will. Heads will roll. And I don't mean that figuratively.