Delenda Est Carthago

Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!

Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!


Man, these people definitely better hope I don't become dictator!

No man should go out in public wearing sleeveless shirts. Tank tops, "wife beaters," basketball jerseys - all would be banned under my dictatorship. I mean, really, people - no one wants to see that. They're going to the camps.

A lot of women shouldn't be going without sleeves, too. Don't think I haven't seen those people.

They know who they are. Society must be protected.¹

And those people who read my blog, even if they're just stopping by, and don't enter my contest, boy they're in trouble too.

¹ Won't everyone be happier when I'm dictator? Won't life be grander? How can we make it happen?


Blogger Astrid said...

Contest? Where do I sign up? And I hate to bring it to you, but I am currently wearing a tank-top. I promise to dress up next time I'll visit your blog, deal?

17/8/05 4:11 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Astrid - Click on the link provided for all the details, or you can just scroll down until you get to the post. And feel free to wear tank tops at home, if that's where you are. It's in public that people need to be mroe careful. I'd be a dictator who DOESN'T come into your private space and tell you what to do!

17/8/05 6:29 AM  
Blogger Matthew said...

What is the prospective dictator's position on hip-huggers and bell-bottom pants? I dislike them, particularly when they appear to belong to one's little sister. Entirely unflattering.

17/8/05 8:54 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Matthew - fashion sense comes and goes, so I'd probably give those a pass. They don't show as much ugly flesh as the sleeveless shirts, which was really offends me. People who wear just stupid clothing, as opposed to offensive clothing, will simply be openly mocked under my rule.

17/8/05 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can someone who lives in Arizona be against sleeveless shirts? Shouldn't you be against turtlenecks or something?

17/8/05 9:50 AM  
Blogger fdfs said...

Sorry, but this is Texas. It's hot. You live in Arizona, so I don't see why you're against the sleeveless shirts. The thin-strap wife-beater is kind of sleazy, but I'm sorry, when it's 100 degrees, I'm wearing my T shirts with the cutoff sleeves. They're cooling, and I might add that they show off my toned, muscular arms in an aesthetically pleasing manner.

However, I don't wear shorts so as to spare the public the sight of my scrawny, fishbelly-white, downy-haired toothpick legs.

18/8/05 7:24 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

I'm with both you and Anonymous, Nick - to a point. However, I would argue that when the temperature reaches a certain degree, it doesn't really matter if you have sleeves or not. Are you really that much cooler when it's 110 out there? At that point, it becomes a crime against society. That is what must be stamped out!

18/8/05 7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haw, haw, Nick has chicken legs! You should try doing some squats Nick, seriously. I used to be like you, but building up your legs is really pretty easy. And as bonus if you squat properly you'll develop your abs and never have to do a sit-up ever again.

19/8/05 7:46 AM  
Blogger Gordon said...

When you're dictator, could you please outlaw mullets?

If we implemented the death penalty for people with mullets, the population of Missouri would decrease by about 40%.

I'm not making this up.

19/8/05 8:26 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Mullets aren't as prevalent here in AZ as they are elsewhere, but they will definitely be banned. People should take a little pride in their appearance. Just a little!

19/8/05 12:45 PM  
Blogger Aries327 said...

I see a lot of wife beaters on this side of town (in Mesa -- near the Fiesta Mall).

Greg you're such a conservative. Only a conservative would be against wife-beaters and girls wearing shirts without sleeves. :)

20/8/05 3:31 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Only ugly girls, Aries. Come on, I'm still a man.

20/8/05 5:19 PM  
Blogger Astrid said...

Greg, I promised to get back to you, right? So here I am … Superheroes are supposed to have special powers, right? Well, I don’t think my ultimate hero really has the special powers which he must to belong to the category, but my vote goes out to Peter Pan; the boy who would not grow up!!!

I long to be like Peter Pan, to live by the moment and to act spontaneous all the time, to have a child’s perspective on life, and to live in a big fantasy-world 24/7. I know not thinking about the consequences in life can be quite a risk now and then, but on the other hand you only live once, and if you really wanna do things in life, you have to take your chance now you can, right? No regrets in life!!!

23/8/05 7:11 AM  

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