Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane
Dawn Wells was recently sentenced to six months' probation. She was technically sentenced for reckless driving, but a lesser charge of drug possession - the cops "allegedly" found marijuana in the car - was dropped. Yes, that Dawn Wells. She's 69 years old now, by the way. Her lawyer is insistent that the weed wasn't hers. Because people are always leaving marijuana in my van after I give them a ride, don't you know.
I just thought that was a fun little news nugget. And because I wanted to say that if you claim to like Mary Ann more than Ginger, you're nuts. Ginger was all about the kinky sex, man! She was a Hollywood starlet! I don't buy the idea that because Mary Ann was a repressed farm girl she'd be a wildcat in bed. She might enjoy sex more, because Ginger has probably done it in so many ways she'd just stare at you with cold, dead eyes, but you know she'd be willing to do some weird stuff! You just know it!


I just thought that was a fun little news nugget. And because I wanted to say that if you claim to like Mary Ann more than Ginger, you're nuts. Ginger was all about the kinky sex, man! She was a Hollywood starlet! I don't buy the idea that because Mary Ann was a repressed farm girl she'd be a wildcat in bed. She might enjoy sex more, because Ginger has probably done it in so many ways she'd just stare at you with cold, dead eyes, but you know she'd be willing to do some weird stuff! You just know it!


Labels: Americana, Celebrities, Cheesecake, Culture, Drugs


