I tried to read The Gulag Archipelago, I really did
But I couldn't finish it. I couldn't even get 100 pages into it. Does this make me a bad person who loves Commies?
Labels: Books, Things I couldn't do
posted by Greg | 9:54 PM
8 Comments:
No, the fact that you drive a bright red Trabant with a bumper sticker that says "My Other Car is a T-88 Tank, and Come the Revolution, Its Treads Will Be Greased by the Blood of the Imperialist Capitalist Parasites" is what makes you a bad person who loves Commies.
That you couldn't finish The Gulag Archipelago just means you're weak. Weak! Or that you have better things to do than slog through a book you don't like. Either's possible.
Your inability to read lickspittle Capitalist Roader literature marks you out as an almost certain fellow traveller. Perhaps your dictatorship will be a Marxist one? If so, Harvey's sloganising marks him out as a great candidate for Minister of Propaganda.
We've ALWAYS known.
Harvey WOULD make a good Minister of Propaganda, especially because I really want that tank! I will incorporate all the good things from all the dictatorships from across the political spectrum into my government. That's why it will endure.
While we're at it, can I be your cruel, thin-faced, despotic Head of the Secret Police who gets airbrushed from history following a surprise 4am Politburo reshuffle?
That job is already taken, Mr. Clone, but I suppose I'll give it to you first so that you CAN be airbrushed from history be your replacement!
I've always thought of you as a commie.
Yeah, I figured as much, T.
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