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13.4.06

1970s porn actor OR major baseball player? You decide!

I was watching the Second Entertainment and Sports Programming Network channel tonight because my beloved and very often disappointing Philadelphia Phillies Base Ball Nine were engaged in mortal combat with the Courageous Ones from Atlanta.

The Phillies were employing their back-up catcher for the game, a fine young man (well, younger than I am by three months, so he's young) named Salvatore Fasano. When Fasano first strode to the plate, I wondered why the Phillies were employing a 1970s porn actor.

Seriously, what the hell is up with that look? He didn't always look this way. My only conclusion is that, as a back-up catcher, he has a lot of time to shoot amateur porn in the clubhouse during the game. Who would miss him? His lifetime average is .222!

Someone needs to do an exposé about this scandal!

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3 Comments:

Blogger Roger Owen Green said...

34 isn't "young" for a backup catcher.

13/4/06 11:47 PM  
Blogger john sweet said...

Bah... I have become forgetful in my old age. Do I consider you an "old fart" or a "whippersnapper"?

And, how in the world did you get away with a prize wife a decade younger than yourself?

Uncle Monster

14/4/06 9:20 AM  
Anonymous Leapin said...

I like the porno look better.
I guess the pitchers don't mind, just as long as Mike "the Iron Fist" Lieberthal isn't behind the plate. ;)

14/4/06 11:12 AM  

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