People writing unusual blogs
Elisha Cuthbert has a blog. It's not what you think. Without giving too much away, here's an excerpt:
I guarantee they're dragging their wives into this whole thing too. I'm going to ask them the next time I see them!!!
Look at me I'm slowly turning into a reporter! LOL
Yes, lots of exclamation points and LOLs. It's still not what you think. Check it out.¹
¹ Don't you admire my restraint in not posting a cheesecake picture of Miss Cuthbert? It's all about the information here, not the cheap exploitation!²
² Speaking of Elisha Cuthbert, I miss Kim on 24. Yes, her storylines were goofy, but they added a bit of levity to the proceedings. Bring back Kim Bauer! I guess after House of Wax was such a big hit, Elisha is too good for mere television.³
³ The news about the blog was in the sports section of the Arizona Republic, by the way. I don't have the time nor the inclination to Google "Elisha Cuthbert," so get your minds out of the gutter, you people!
I guarantee they're dragging their wives into this whole thing too. I'm going to ask them the next time I see them!!!
Look at me I'm slowly turning into a reporter! LOL
Yes, lots of exclamation points and LOLs. It's still not what you think. Check it out.¹
¹ Don't you admire my restraint in not posting a cheesecake picture of Miss Cuthbert? It's all about the information here, not the cheap exploitation!²
² Speaking of Elisha Cuthbert, I miss Kim on 24. Yes, her storylines were goofy, but they added a bit of levity to the proceedings. Bring back Kim Bauer! I guess after House of Wax was such a big hit, Elisha is too good for mere television.³
³ The news about the blog was in the sports section of the Arizona Republic, by the way. I don't have the time nor the inclination to Google "Elisha Cuthbert," so get your minds out of the gutter, you people!
2 Comments:
First off, your restraint sucks. What's the point of Elisha Cuth-whatever if there's not something to look at. She's not even worth spelling her name right unless she's laying seductively in some slinky outfit.
Second, I think Kim is in the 24 video game so you can get more of her there.
Third, LIAR!
I don't play video games, Woody. And I have too much love (fear) and respect (fear) for my wife to post pictures of Ms. Cuthbert. And I don't lie: Here's the link.
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