Delenda Est Carthago

Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!

Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!


The most difficult question EVER!

Philosophically deeper than "What is the meaning of life?" More puzzling than trying to find the asymptote. More vexing than "What's for dinner?" It's ... The Ultimate Question!!!!

What's worse - having genital herpes, or being the actor who portrays someone with genital herpes on a commercial?

That sound you hear is your brain exploding.


Blogger Roger Owen Green said...

I suppose it's having the herpes. But it depends - for how long will the ad be running? Locally or nationally? And most importantly, can one alter one's features by growing (or shaving) one's beard?

22/2/06 3:47 AM  
Blogger GayProf said...

Have you been chosen for the ad because you offer a real-life testimonial about having had genital herpes?

22/2/06 5:57 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Boy, that would be the double whammy of suckiness, wouldn't it?

22/2/06 7:37 PM  

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