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I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!

28.12.05

Don't let the terrorists win!

Speaking of moral issues (like I was in the post below this one), I'm sure you're all going out to pick up the January issue of GQ magazine, in which Wafah Dufour has a photo spread. Who's Wafah Dufour? She's Osama Bin Laden's niece! Because I'm all about the sleaze here, check out some pictures:
 
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She doesn't like her uncle, so she's okay. Remember, Muslim fundamentalists frown on overtly sexual females, so if you buy this issue, you're doing your part to spread freedom everywhere! But it's immoral to look at scantily-clad women! Oh, what would our president advise us to do! It's a quandary!

8 Comments:

Blogger Roger Owen Green said...

Freedom!

I'm not going out to buy GQ, but your premise seems...logical.

29/12/05 1:34 AM  
Blogger Ashley said...

Brilliant! If only we could get Playboy to do an Arab Beauties edition, we would definitely beat the terrorists!

A Hustler spread (oops, that was punny!) would be better than any cruise missile....

29/12/05 8:11 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

I'm not interpreting the Koran, Matthew, I'm just saying that certain fundamentalist elements in our country think it's immoral to look at scantily-clad women. But it's moral to fight the terrorists. See? A conundrum!

I'm surprised no one at Playboy has yet done an Arab Beauties Special, Ashley! Good thinking - a Presidential Medal of Freedom is in the mail for you!

29/12/05 9:07 AM  
Blogger Chance said...

Ha! Remember, if we aren't aroused by these pictures, the terrorists win.

29/12/05 11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

even if she's not that good looking?

30/12/05 1:37 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Oh, look at Mr. Newly Married Guy! Actually, I don't find her that attractive either, Leapin. It's the principle of the thing - freedom means allowing women to pose in sexually suggestive ways!

30/12/05 5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

then let freedom ring, homey!

30/12/05 8:52 PM  
Blogger Ashley said...

She has nice legs. Give her that Leapin.

31/12/05 7:37 AM  

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