Delenda Est Carthago

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Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!


Can you tell why I'm happy?

So my lovely and talented wife went to the doctor today for her six-week check-up. She is returning to work next week and she needed to be medically cleared.¹ She came home and told me everything looks fine. Her episiotomy scar is healing nicely. That's all well and good, but can anyone tell me why this makes me happy? There is a clue in the link if you don't know straight off!²

¹ My terror at being home with two small children, neither of whom is terribly independent, will be the subject of a future post.
² No reason for the second footnote, except that Thomas is impressed with them.


Blogger Woody! said...

Because you can have the sex again?

Yes, I'm tactless.

4/8/05 8:29 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Ah, sir, you are correct. Fret not about being tactless - I posted the damned thing (of course, I asked permission first).

4/8/05 9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, I thought it was because you didn't want one of those "embarassing checkout moments" with the witch hazel.

15/8/05 3:23 PM  

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