The only reason I'll miss our current president

Ah, Dana Perino. Why must you leave us?

Can't the Messiah convince her that he's right and that she should switch sides? That's what the old Messiah did, after all. Can't he use his hope-and-change persuasive powers to show her the error of her ways? Instead, he chose this guy. Look, I'm sure Robert Gibbs is a swell guy. He yelled at Sean Hannity, which is always nice. But is he as dreamy as Ms. Perino? I think not!

Oh, Dana. You can spread the president's lies to us anytime. They're so much sweeter when you tell them to us!