Delenda Est Carthago

Why not delve into a twisted mind? Thoughts on the world, history, politics, entertainment, comics, and why all shall call me master!

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Location: Mesa, Arizona, United States

I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!

19.1.06

Somebody is going to get a whuppin'!

Stupid Roxy tagged me, so I guess I'll go along. If her husband doesn't beat her for tagging me, I will next time I see her (I think I can take her).

FIVE Jobs You've Had In Your Life:
1. 17th-century pirate - Aaarrrrr, them doubloons will soon be mine!
2. 18th-century Revolutionary - My first draft called for "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Pizza." Stupid Jefferson.
3. 19th-century empire-builder - I used "Cecil Rhodes" as a pseudonym.
4. 20th-century rock and roll star - until the Beatles stole all my songs to make them acceptable to a "white" audience.
5. 21st-century Dictator of All Reality - coming soon to a reality near you!

FIVE Movies You Could Watch Over And Over:¹
1. Citizen Kane.
2. The Fisher King.
3. Se7en.
4. Fight Club.
5. Ocean's Eleven.

FIVE Places You've Lived:
1. Warminster, PA
2. Liederbach, West Germany
3. University Park, PA
4. Portland, OR
5. Tempe/Mesa, AZ

FIVE Television Shows You Love To Watch (I assume we're going for ones currently on the air):
1. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.
2. Lost.
3. 24.
4. My Name Is Earl.
5. Deadwood.

FIVE Places You've Been On Vacation (I've been a lot more places than five):
1. Barbados.
2. Australia/New Zealand (sort of).
3. New Orleans.
4. Victoria, British Columbia.
5. Grenada/Venezuela.

FIVE Web Sites You Visit Daily (usually more than five, but these update daily, sometimes more than once a day):
1. Comics Should Be Good.
2. Roger's blog.
3. Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin.
4. Woody's blog.
5. Thomas' blog.

FIVE Of Your Favorite Foods:
1. Pizza. Did you not read what I wanted to put in the Declaration of Independence?
2. Ice Cream.
3. Does Dr. Pepper count?
4. Oreos.
5. Steak.
(And people wonder why I'm fat.)

FIVE Places You'd Rather Be:
I live in HELL! I'd probably rather be in Bangladesh! Okay, maybe not.
1. Portland, OR.
2. Seattle, WA.
3. Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
4. Leeds, England.²
5. The Cinque Terre.

FIVE Albums You Can't Live Without:
I can live without most albums. I suppose these are my "favorites," although it's hard to limit myself to five.
1. Marillion - Misplaced Childhood.
2. ABBA - ABBA Gold and More ABBA Gold - yes, I'm counting them as one, suckers!
3. The Horse Flies - Gravity Dance.
4. James - Gold Mother.
5. Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique.

FIVE People You Are Going To Tag:
I don't tag people. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: memes come to die here!

Are you happy now, Ms. Roxy? Next time our paths cross, there's gonna be a beatdown! Of course, we're still not sure who is going to be doing the beating ...

¹ See if you can tell who my man-crush is on!
² The University of Leeds, specifically, where Ian Wood, probably the foremost authority on Merovingian studies alive, works.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

brad pitt is your man crush.

21/1/06 12:18 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Good call, Anonymous. Brad Pitt AND Keanu Reeves, actually.

21/1/06 8:37 AM  
Blogger Roxy said...

Awww... thanks for humoring me with the meme.

You'll have to post the results of our fight after your whuppin'

21/1/06 3:15 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

What do you think of 24: Season 5 so far, Greg?

22/1/06 2:37 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

Thomas, so far it's been pretty good - I always like the breakneck speed of the first third of the season. I guessed what was going to happen, because it was the only way to really "shock" us, but it was still pretty shocking. I'm a little wary about the nerve gas, though - we've seen it all before. I honestly don't know how they could keep coming up with better threats to the country. So far, though, so pretty good.

22/1/06 9:12 AM  

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