Delenda Est Carthago

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I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!

26.7.05

When I'm dictator ...

I should explain some of the rules under which the world will operate when I rule it. Just so you know.

I just saw a commercial for some clothing store (I was too full of righteous indignation to notice which one). A bunch of punk kids were modeling typically stupid-looking clothing. Some boy who couldn't have been older than 18 was wearing an AC/DC "Back in Black" shirt. I realize these things are trendy these days, but once I become dictator, there will be a new rule:

If you cannot name ONE song by the band, you're not allowed to wear one of their shirts. For this kid, "Back in Black" doesn't count. I wonder if he could name one. I really do.

Make sure you know these rules! More may come, and you have to be ready.

12 Comments:

Blogger Credible Threat said...

I can't wait for you to become dictator, the world will be a better, safer place.

26/7/05 5:40 PM  
Blogger Buddy Belcher said...

Fuck you Ian... If I see you here again I'm going to kick your ass.

26/7/05 6:00 PM  
Blogger layne said...

Dude, like...what about that song where the guy's all like screechy? I like that one...

26/7/05 6:14 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Now, gentlemen, if I didn't know better, I'd tell you to play nice. Ian knows how to get on my good side, after all.

Layne - I actually like the one where the use double entrendes to suggest sex. Now that's kick-ass!

26/7/05 7:26 PM  
Blogger Buddy Belcher said...

Greg, have you ever advertised your blog in other peoples comment boxes?

And more specifically, did you do so yesterday under the moniker 'Dan'?

27/7/05 3:57 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

No, Robert, I didn't. When I comment on others' blogs, I use my own name, and I don't really advertise except for the fact that my name will lead to my profile. Why do you ask?

27/7/05 7:14 AM  
Blogger Buddy Belcher said...

If you go to our blog...
Ians and mine... Lennon & McCartney, someone called Dan left a message...

Well, here is it...
Dan said...

By Zeus! this is the biggest pile of non-sensical clap trap I have read on blogspot/blogger. I sincerely hope this was not your best attempt. As long as you plan on making your living from something other than the literary arts you should be fine. Consult this http://delendaestcarthago.blogspot.com/ to discover how blogging should be done.
Good day.

Do you know who could have done this? If it wasn't you?

27/7/05 7:37 AM  
Blogger Gordon said...

Greg,

When you are dictator, can you send Pauly Shore to Siberia?

27/7/05 8:55 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

That's the first order of business, Gordon ... the very first.

27/7/05 1:36 PM  
Blogger Harvey Jerkwater said...

I have long said that the first decree of Emperor Harvey Jerkwater I will be: "BRING ME THE HEAD OF KENNY G!"

Lo, and it will be done.

27/7/05 2:30 PM  
Blogger N said...

I wear a Misfits shirt and can't name even one song. I just like the big skullface.

I guess that makes me a poser loser or possibly just a nerd.

Nolo contendere.

28/7/05 8:21 PM  
Blogger Astrid said...

*Astrid puts on her underwater-goggles and bullet-proof-vest and fastens her seatbelt.* Ready as I'll ever be, Greg!!!

30/7/05 2:17 PM  

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